Please remember to keep your phones on throughout the movie.
Some cinemas are finally going to allow the use of mobile phones during showings.Who wouldn't want the light from 75 mobile phones surrounding them while watching a beautiful romance? Or the constant ring tones, and vibrations going through their seats?
As we all know every teen has the attention span of a goldfish and must use their phones to entertain themselves for the dreadful long time of 90 minutes. The constant clicking of the phone keys will accompany the incredibly loud crunching of the popcorn, and we wont be able to hear the movie at all! Fantastic! As this is what everybody wants, please do not forget to bring your phones, turn them on loud, and remember to text and call throughout the whole movie. Thank you for your consideration and co-operation.
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