Wednesday, 25 April 2012

First Satire Blog Post

Skiing or Snowboarding which is more dangerous?

It is said that snowboarding tends to be more dangerous than skiing, but recent studies have shown that being a skier has brought on bullying all over the skiing nation.

 A 14 year old girl, who cannot be named due to any more attacks happening, went on a fabulous skiing holiday and bumped into a group of snowboarders that she knew from school. She was chased down the side of a mountain and had a near escape with a cliff. The hatred between snowboarders and skiers is so large and terrifying nobody wants to be know as a skier. Billy, a  young boy with a skiing t-shirt was brutally attacked in the boys changing room by a gang of snowboarders.

Other cases have even caused death and other horrible injuries. A snowboarder, by the name of Bruce, grabbed onto a skiers pole and managed to break the skiers arm off. If you see any of these violent attacks take place, please report these events to 'Protect The Skiers', a new organization designed ti help those that have gone through these traumas.

For any more information go to: www.protecttheskiers.com 
or call our help line: 3421 HELP 0890

1 comment:

  1. Very satirecal. Full of Exaggeration. I liked how you exaggerated the fighting and took the issue of danger to a new perspective. :)

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