Please remember to keep your phones on throughout the movie.
Some cinemas are finally going to allow the use of mobile phones during showings.Who wouldn't want the light from 75 mobile phones surrounding them while watching a beautiful romance? Or the constant ring tones, and vibrations going through their seats?
As we all know every teen has the attention span of a goldfish and must use their phones to entertain themselves for the dreadful long time of 90 minutes. The constant clicking of the phone keys will accompany the incredibly loud crunching of the popcorn, and we wont be able to hear the movie at all! Fantastic! As this is what everybody wants, please do not forget to bring your phones, turn them on loud, and remember to text and call throughout the whole movie. Thank you for your consideration and co-operation.
Thursday, 26 April 2012
Wednesday, 25 April 2012
First Satire Blog Post
Skiing or Snowboarding which is more dangerous?
It is said that snowboarding tends to be more dangerous than skiing, but recent studies have shown that being a skier has brought on bullying all over the skiing nation.
A 14 year old girl, who cannot be named due to any more attacks happening, went on a fabulous skiing holiday and bumped into a group of snowboarders that she knew from school. She was chased down the side of a mountain and had a near escape with a cliff. The hatred between snowboarders and skiers is so large and terrifying nobody wants to be know as a skier. Billy, a young boy with a skiing t-shirt was brutally attacked in the boys changing room by a gang of snowboarders.
Other cases have even caused death and other horrible injuries. A snowboarder, by the name of Bruce, grabbed onto a skiers pole and managed to break the skiers arm off. If you see any of these violent attacks take place, please report these events to 'Protect The Skiers', a new organization designed ti help those that have gone through these traumas.
For any more information go to: www.protecttheskiers.com
or call our help line: 3421 HELP 0890
It is said that snowboarding tends to be more dangerous than skiing, but recent studies have shown that being a skier has brought on bullying all over the skiing nation.
A 14 year old girl, who cannot be named due to any more attacks happening, went on a fabulous skiing holiday and bumped into a group of snowboarders that she knew from school. She was chased down the side of a mountain and had a near escape with a cliff. The hatred between snowboarders and skiers is so large and terrifying nobody wants to be know as a skier. Billy, a young boy with a skiing t-shirt was brutally attacked in the boys changing room by a gang of snowboarders.
Other cases have even caused death and other horrible injuries. A snowboarder, by the name of Bruce, grabbed onto a skiers pole and managed to break the skiers arm off. If you see any of these violent attacks take place, please report these events to 'Protect The Skiers', a new organization designed ti help those that have gone through these traumas.
For any more information go to: www.protecttheskiers.com
or call our help line: 3421 HELP 0890
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